( dial tone, touch tones )
- Man: Hi! Is Fred home? - Fred: That's me.
Man: Fred, I'm doing an interesting promotion...
( second telephone ringing )
Woman: Hello?
Man: Hi, is Matthew Ferguson there, please?
Woman: Who is this?
Man: Oh, this is Penny. Is Matthew there?
Woman: We're having dinner right now.
Penny: Good! Glad I caught him in.
- Could you get him, please? - Woman: Hold on.
Penny: Thanks a lot.
( many telemarketers talking )
Woman: ...You're the winner of a travel package...
Man: Hello?
Penny: Hey... Mr. Ferguson?
It's Penny at best leisure promotions.
I want to give you your travel dates for Honolulu.
- Ferguson: My what? - Penny: Your dates? The travel dates?
Penny: You did get our letter, did you not?
Ferguson: No, sir, I didn't.
Penny: Unbelievable. Can you hold on a minute?
( hold beep, Hawaiian music plays )
( many telemarketers talking )
( hold beep )
Penny: I owe you an apology, Mr. Ferguson.
I thought my other department had let you know already.
So here's the deal: My company, best leisure promotions,
Is giving you four free vacation packages.
Now, that includes airfare, car, hotel,
And the idea is we send you to Hawaii or somewhere like it,
You come home, tell your friends about it,
Hawaii gets more tourist business,
I get a Christmas bonus, and you, matt,
Well, you get the four free vacations.
Ferguson: Well, Penny, to tell you the truth,
I don't believe I'm interested.
Penny: I can certainly understand that.
But can I ask you a question, matt?
When was the last time you had a vacation?
( vehicular traffic noise )
Penny: Fantastic.
I just need any major credit card for the $6.95 insurance.
Man: You have annual fees on top of that?
Man #2: Are you covered?
Penny: ...Four, two, two, six...
- Yes, matt. Exactly. - Man #3: If I put, say, another thousand on there...
Penny: What kind of landscapes does Gwen enjoy?
- Do you have those very small radios? - Islands mostly?
- Okay, I'll just write Fiji. - Yes!
Put through the insurance payment like we said.
Absolutely. I had one of them once.
Okay.
Fiji or Barbados. Those are great choices.
We'll get this out to you in a couple of days then.
Thanks a lot, matt. Bye.
So we send the tickets in a couple of days?
How the fuck should I know, Gene?
Boy, it's all in the attitude, right, chief?
Oh, that's right. It's definitely all in the attitude.
I take it you didn't have any deals today?
Well, I had a bad sit.
You know why you had a bad sit?
No.
Because you never ask for the money.
I keep hoping it'll come up in the conversation.
Bad plan, Gene.
How many deals did you get?
Five.
Five today?
You got in at 11:30!
It's not me, Gene, it's the gift.
You can't fight that sort of thing.
You can't fight the gift.
That is sick!
You're a phone God, Penny!
You've got phones in your blood!
Man: Hey, Jesus, calm down, will you?
- Did you hear? - Don't start.
Hear what?
Make peace with your poverty, Gene.
Friday paychecks are gonna bounce.
That's gossip.
You're such a gossipmongerer!
Gene, I'm not kidding. I heard Mickey talking to Lloyd.
Will you stop calling me Gene?
You prefer I call you "fuckhead"? It's your name.
You use my name gratuitously!
I don't even need to have a conversation with you!
I thought maybe you'd like to know.
A rumor is not truth.
What do I care what you think?
You'll be out of a fucking job next week.
I ought to sit down.
This asshole keeps staring at me.
I think he wants to fuck me.
Enjoy your lunch, Gene.
My lunch is my own private business!
Man: Hey...
Hey.
You look good.
You ready?
God loves the working man.
Real nice crew.
Yeah.
Woman: Hi.
Hey, Mick,
This is my friend Joel.
He's got to have a green card.
He's a U.S. Citizen. Come on, Mick.
All right.
I got paperwork for you.
Joel: Not for me, man.
Once you start filling out those forms,
You get on all kinds of lists
For sears catalogs, shit like that.
Joel's, uh... Joel's not big on applications.
You got any sales experience?
Joel: No.
Absolutely not. Shakespeare says
There's more in Heaven and earth than dreamt of
In my philosophy, so I expand,
And I always will expand. You know what I'm saying?
Penny?
Yeah?
Uh... I don't want anybody unusual.
Mick, you're unusual, you know what I mean?
I've known the kid since he was 12 years old.
His dad just died, you know.
Joel: Mick!
What we need to do is get some good tunes in here,
Open up the place a little bit, you know what I'm saying?
It's a little bit, uh...
Depressing.
I'll bring in my Tchaikovsky shit.
We'll raise the roof. What do you think?
I want him.
Gene: Well, there is a cost.
"let's project ourselves into the future.
It's tomorrow, I've called you back.
You've said no.
My question to you is..."
( drumming )
( drumming stops )
Hey, neighbor...
Hey, let me ask you something. You're Hindu, right?
You know, you guys have a righteous pantheon.
That ganesh, the elephant God,
Is so cool with the little rat on it.
And the hanunan monkey?
- Whoa. - The walls.
When you drum,
You make the walls shake.
Don't do it.
No problem.
There you have it.
Mick: Oh my God, he strikes again.
- We appreciate it, Penny. - Yeah.
Did you see it last night?
I caught the first half, but she says no sports after 9:30.
No sports after 9:30?
You got to make a stand on something like that.
Next time have her give me a call.
I'll plead your case for you.
I'll do that.
( light rock music playing in distance )
Aw, son of a bitch!
( music louder )
I like when people dance with no hangups, you know?
It's how I dance.
I'm going to run out, all right?
- Can I come in, please? - We're closed.
I have a check. Give me one second.
I'm in and out of there fast.
Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Thank you.
Go ahead.
Can I cash that, please?
- Sure. - I appreciate it. Thanks.
I like the hair, by the way.
That's nice, the new color.
One... Two... Three... Four...
Five... Six... 720... 40... 60.
Thanks a lot. I appreciate it.
I-- I'll see you next week.
So how are the phones going?
The guy wouldn't talk to me.
That's why you call the next guy.
Yeah, I know. I just didn't want to get tired.
Let's take a quick inventory, shall we?
You don't have a place to live.
Well, I haven't checked my real estate holdings yet.
Joel, you realize you're hanging on by a thread
At a job that's about to fold?
Wherever the hell we end up next,
You got to try to sell.
You got to try to close some shit down.
Have you thought about any of this shit at all?
I think that you're getting a little intense
About this shit, Penny.
I mean, it's a fucking phone sales job.
It's like working in a burger king.
Fuck-o, burger king has paid your rent
For the last seven months.
The problem with telemarketing
Is it's fundamentally evil
Because it's set up on selling some people some bullshit
That they don't need.
I can't do that.
I'll starve before I do that.
Yeah, but see, you don't fucking starve, do you?
Because you ask me for fucking food money.
Jesus Christ, Joel, you're 29.
I'm in the Tao. I happen to be enlightened.
You're still on this level right here, with this...
Ego...
Julius Caesar material thing.
It's not important, man.
I'm Julius Caesar.
Right?
You're a hobo, Joel.
You don't have a place to live.
Whoa... Don't you think that's a little harsh, man?
I thought we were gonna be powered and pushed by positivity.
Let's eat. Are you hungry?
Yeah. I put some soup on.
This is the shit right here.
This is the shit that pisses me off.
I mean, do you have any idea what a can opener looks like?
I'm sorry, man.
( utensils clatter )
Look, Penny, you're a good friend to me.
You're like mother Teresa, man.
I appreciate it.
( children playing game in Spanish )
Mick: Let me take care of this right now.
And thank you for calling us.
Yes, ma'am. Goodbye.
Man: Tim, who makes the decisions here, you or your wife?
Joel?
Yeah?
Put the cards down.
Yeah, just put the cards down.
You cannot ask the customers if they're high.
Umm...
Okay. I'm sorry.
Mick, you're the boss...
That will never happen again. You have my word.
( door opens )
Yeah, can I help you?
We need to have a private conversation, Mick.
Uh...
Excuse me.
Would it be fair to ask you what in the high hell
You think you're doing?
The district attorney's office?
Caitlin.
Oh, I'm a lowlife? Really?
Yeah, well, I hope that cancer you got kills you,
You dried up old fuck!
- Archie?! - What?
Penny, come here.
All right, look, I'm kidding,
But let's say the cancer does kill you,
And you've never been to Hawaii.
How's that gonna feel?
Mick, I had no idea--
She wants money.
She wants money?
She says that we are in violation of several statutes.
My name was mentioned. Yours, too.
And she says if we-- we don't give her some money,
She's gonna send us to jail.
She wants money.
Right?
Okay.
What?
Good afternoon, miss, uh...
Extortionist, was it?
Mick: Penny, I don't think
We want to be confrontational about this.
Oh, blackmail's a very good reason for confrontation, Mick.
It's illegal.
Wire fraud is illegal.
Blackmail is your word against mine,
And I'm a lot prettier than you are.
I am beautiful. On the inside.
Here's the deal:
Serving the people is leaving me
A little short each month.
Well, may I suggest that if you laid off the designer jackets,
You just might save a few bucks on that?
I'm touched that you want to help me
Budget more effectively.
I'd like four figures monthly,
Or I walk down a hall, I knock on a door,
And you both go to jail.
Oh, I think we can work out something if we had--
So do it. Knock away.
Caitlin: Excuse me?
Penny...
Look, Mick...
What does she really have on you?
A misleading pitch.
"I just read what they gave me, your honor."
Then maybe go to jail for a day or--
Maybe more.
I'll explain it to you during visiting hour at the pen.
See, you think I'm not sensitive
To what your problem is, here.
Penny: I'm just trying to suggest a different avenue to go.
- I have one word for you. - Mick: No!
I do.
Travel.
Free airfare.
Golf vouchers.
Now, we're gonna put you back on the island.
Penny: You get on the bike, you start moving around, you get your tan back.
There's no blackmailing your new friends.
And best of all, your zest for life returns.
I eat lunch next to the head of the wire fraud task force,
And you're saying instead of money,
You wanna give me the same bullshit travel package
I just threatened to imprison you for selling?
Yeah, and you better snap it up quickly, 'cause I only got a few left.
Jesus, Penny, get out of here!
Nice. 24 hours, boys.
That is not solving a problem!
Mickey, you have to be tough with these people.
Otherwise they bother you all day.
( distant siren wails )
Are we folding, Mick?
Gene: D.A.'s office? Jesus Christ!
Thursday. Paperwork day.
Normally his busiest time, and look at him.
Nothing.
Just a big potato with hair on it.
No, Gene, you'll be fired and fucked
Long before they put you in jail.
Where are you going?
I'm gonna go have my coffee. Is that all right?
But a raid isn't imminent, is it?
Archie: Get Gene a fucking tylenol, will you?
( pinball bells pulsing )
Gene: And what do you mean, fired?
What's that all about?
Archie: They have their ways, Gene.
I have left five messages.
So if he's still my attorney, you tell him
I haven't gotten an alimony check in four months,
And I need it-- look-- no--
I wanna try the bounty hunter thing.
Another casualty of the computer revolution!
Now that's what I am, because they're gonna replace me,
- With a voicebox. - None too soon, it'll be.
Penny, I have obligations.
Would you just shut up and declare bankruptcy already?
I'm going to see the twins about a new gig.
See you don't understand. Credit cards are like children.
- My children are hungry! - I got it, Gene.
You're going to get me in on this new thing, aren't you?
I'm gonna take care of it, all right, Gene?
Breathe, relax, will you, please?
( cantina music playing )
What's up, guys? How are you doing?
- What up, p? - How are you doing, man?
- Good, good. - How can we help you out?
Well, I actually need a full search.
What happened to the thing?
- The, uh... - The travel deal, pen?
The travel deal, unfortunately, is traveling.
- Really? Wow, man. - Yes.
We thought that was it for you. We thought that was your thing.
Me too. I thought that was pretty much my life would end right after that.
- That's what we thought. - Tolstoy?
Cards?
You, you're a very restless soul.
That's very insightful of you.
- All right, here we go. - What have you got?
- We've got some toner. - Okay.
- We got some long distance. - Of course you do.
We got some boxes of gum. You'd be great with the gum.
You would be great with the gum.
Ahhh... Forget that one.
What was that one?
Okay, see, that one,
That's not your speed.
That's not... You at all.
What's that card?
All right, we heard Kelly Grant's in town.
Kelly Grant?
Yeah, he's putting a room together.
I thought he was in jail?
Twin #1: I guess someone let him out.
That sounds perfect then--
Penny, Grant is serious. He's high end.
I like to consider myself high end.
Twin #2: Listen,
- You see, there's no address. - No.
The feds are up his ass.
No interviews, no referrals, nothing.
How does he find his people, then?
How does he find his-- high school job fairs,
- Ebay. - We don't know.
- I feel like I shouldn't have brought it up. - I brought it up.
Whatever. Can I see the low end stuff that I'd be perfect for?
- Yes, you may. - That you can see.
- Make sure the gum's on top. - It is.
Penny: You got the toner
Or the Rudy pope gum thing.
- Are there benefits? - Penny: Yeah, they have the benefit
That you can eat and pay your rent.
Rudy pope, you can't make $300 a week with that midget.
I'd prefer welfare to Rudy fucking pope, okay?
Welfare?!
Honey, don't get us into a runaround.
Woman: Are there layoffs?
Does it go by seniority?
- Gene: I think it just goes. - Archie: Let's not delay it.
Let's call the landlords, and get the eviction notices going.
Open up the Alpo and die, dead of exposure
In the richest country on the planet.
Way to stay positive. I'm going inside.
You forgot Kelly Grant.
Thank you.
Are you kidding me? You were going to sit on this?
It's unverified.
Grant! He's the guy, right?
He's not the guy, Gene. And neither are you.
- It's conjecture. - Who's Kelly Grant?
He was big. He had dental, didn't he?
Yeah, Andy Gordon made 12 grand a week plus full bennies.
Andy Gordon's a fucking liar.
Archie: Where's the office?
The FBI's looking for him.
What do you think? He's gonna hang a shingle on Wilshire boulevard?
So we ask around.
This is a prime gig we're talking about.
You people need to think about gum.
Gum is rent.
Gum is reality.
10 grand a week, Harry.
In three weeks, you got a Honda.
In six weeks, you got a jaguar.
A Lincoln.
A Lincoln gets you headroom,
Legroom, yeah.
Andy? Yeah, it's Penny.
Good. Have you heard anything on this Kelly Grant guy?
Yeah, but I heard he got out, right?
No, that's actually why I'm calling.
I was calling to see if you knew anything about a number?
Okay.
Can you give me a call if you find out anything?
I'd appreciate it.
Okay. Thanks a lot.
- Joel: Check... Mate. - Penny: Fuck you.
Joel: You want to play again?
- Yeah, I'll play again. - You sure?
Penny: Yeah, set 'em up. Hello, over here.
Look at me. Look how I do it. What do you have?
- This is really boring. - Look here.
Hi, Joel's pieces.
Checkmate... Again.
How is that checkmate, if I kill him?
You can't kill him.
Ohhh, it's all so fucking hard, isn't it? Beating me?
It's all such a troubling thing. Fuck you!
You just keep using that same French opening.
It's so tired.
What about you? You do that Indian voodoo--
Whatever-- defense shit like a pussy. You just hang back.
This game is about these four squares right here.
Controlling these four squares.
If you fucking walk me through it, I swear to God,
If you fucking beat me, and then walk me through it--
Well, don't get pissed off, then.
Did you get those...
SSI forms yet?
Yeah, I got those things.
You did?
You know I'm opposed to that kind of documentation, Penny.
- I'm not filling that shit out. - Whatever. Look,
When you fill them out, you got to make it sound like you're really fucked up.
Otherwise they won't give you money and shit, you know what I mean?
I can't do that, I'm not gonna lie.
You have to do it, because you gotta get some shit in this place. Look around.
Okay, we need something that grows, even if it's like a chia pet, whatever.
You want me to get some plants?
You walk in the place, there's nothing in here, yeah!
Should I get a hamster or something?
I mean, like anything.
Like, a hamster's good. But if you had something that like, was alive,
Or something that you were a part of, at the house,
It makes you feel good.
You're living. I feel good about you.
( distant car alarm blares )
It's a little dicey in there.
Why don't you just relax, all right?
Woman: Do we get our checks?
No, no, listen. What I have been trying to tell you
- Is that Lloyd said-- - we already heard what Lloyd supposedly said.
Chief, this isn't fair! It isn't right.
Why did you turn off the phones?
The phones? The phones have been disconnected
Because we're trying to improve the system--
Bullshit! You don't yank phones
Out of a wall to upgrade a system, Mick.
Let us check the accounts.
Please. I'm not going to let you check our company's accounts.
Then how do we know the checks you wrote us won't kick?
Do you think we're fucking morons here?
Mick, is the room shutting down?
The room is not shutting down.
Look, for once, be straight with us.
Let management be straight with the fucking employees.
I am accountable to one person and one person only,
And that is Lloyd, not you!
Penny: Did he pay you, Mick?
Did he pay you in cash to ride it out?
Mick: Look, no one
Is getting any special treatment here.
Penny: Did he tell you to lie?
Did he pay you in cash?
Hey, hey, hey, what's this? Huh?
- What's this? - ( all yelling )
Let go of me! Goddamn it!
Let go of me!
- What's this? - Give that back to me! Call the cops.
( angry yelling )
Fuck you! Fuck all of you!
And you're fired!
( door opens )
People...
If you are able to behave
Like professionals,
Lloyd will meet with one of you now.
Lloyd: I worked at a restaurant once.
They had a lot of cockroaches.
Daytime, you'd think they weren't there.
At night, you flip on a light,
There'd be thousands of them.
It's the same thing with these checks.
You can't see them right now,
But they're there.
And very soon, maybe next week,
We'll have the checks there.
Everything'll be straightened out,
And we'll all have a milkshake about it.
Do you have a q-tip?
What for?
Because I want you to clean out your scurvy, wax-filled ears,
And listen very carefully to what I'm about to say to you.
If I go out there and tell my co-workers
That you're a deadbeat and a liar-- which you are--
Then they're going to take pieces of that nice Lincoln
And use them as souvenirs.
Unless... You pay us our commissions right now.
In cash.
I cannot do it, and I will not do it.
Okay.
Then I'm gonna go start a riot.
You touch my car,
I'm on the phone to the cops.
You touch me, I'll hit you with a stick.
Mick: Penny...
I never--
Penny, I was always gonna make this right by you.
I-- I always have.
Shame on you, Mick.
- Penny? - Here you go.
- What? What happened? - Here's what happened right here.
Harry, keltz, there you go.
What am I supposed to do with this?
- It's all I could get. - This is all?!
- This is everything?! - It's all I could get, Gene.
You let him insult us with 20 fucking dollars apiece?
If you feel so damn insulted, give the money back.
It's all I could get. It's all that he had. It's all you could have gotten.
You volunteer to go in there, and then you let him walk all over you.
- 'cause you're a fucking punk! - And you're a lifer, Jack.
I'm not like you.
You know what?
Norma Rae just resigned, guys.
I'm through.
Penny, I'm two months behind with the rent!
Bless your heart, Gene, bless your heart.
Take care of yourselves, will you?
Why don't you get on the phone and call your friend,
And have that cocksucker arrested for not paying his employees?
- I can't do that. - Of course you can't do that.
I don't work for the D.A.
Why do you sound like Monty Python?
( chuckles ) I'm English.
And I work for Kelly Grant.
Get the fuck out of here.
The shakedown?
It was an interview.
Do you want a job?
Give my regards to Rudy pope.
Hey, lady? Lady?
I do the takeaway shit all day long, honey,
So let's just relax here for a moment, all right?
I would definitely consider doing this,
But I'd have to know the product info.
What kind of points are involved?
You're either in or out.
I can tell you that you will make more money
Than you have ever seen in just two weeks with us.
Is there training?
If you need it, we don't want you.
When would I start?
Right now.
Come on, get in the car.
Can you hold on for a second? One second.
Sure.
Wait a minute, what?
I'll see you at home later, all right?
You're just going to leave me here?
Fucking Yoko Ono shit, man!
Look, I told you, I'll see you at home later.
I'm not leaving you anywhere. Just take this shit, please?
I gotta go, okay? Are you all right?
- Are you all right with everything? - Yeah!
- Okay. - Unbelievable, man.
Yeah.
See ya at home.
Come and meet the navy seals.
( low chatter within )
Are you ready?
Yeah.
We pay 20% commissions,
On a minimum $25,000 lot.
The first phase of this project
Is to raise $2.5 million,
And we want to do that fast, by the end of the month.
Which means we are a 24/7 operation.
You won't sleep. You won't see your families.
- Any questions? - Yeah.
What's the product?
Don't worry, you'll love the product.
Woman: I'm used to 25% on all my deals.
We pay 20, and it's not a conversation.
- Is it legit? - ( group murmurs )
That's a good question.
It's the only question, don't you think, Penny?
It's Penny, right?
- Pendelton. - Kelly Grant.
- Nice to meet you, Pendleton. - Nice to meet you.
Hello, everyone.
Some of you may know me from work I did in the '80s.
If you've heard about me,
You know I do not work bullshit products.
There are no reloads, and it's illegal.
All downside.
I did spend time in jail recently.
It was for insider trading.
It was my decision and I regret it.
It was not related to my investment projects.
For me, if the client doesn't win,
We don't win.
Caitlin and I have been looking for the right product for six years.
Hydroponic orange groves, SMR licenses,
Vitamins with multilevel marketing,
All scams. A bunch of liars.
I hate liars.
My investors own a mine in Arizona.
You've got all the information in front of you.
Gentlemen, ladies,
There are significant deposits of gold in that mine,
And I need $2.5 million to dig it out.
I've paid for three separate evaluations
Of this land out of my own pocket.
Every analysis came back the same.
There's $30 million in the ground out there.
Which means our clients
Stand to make a 300 to 500% return
On their investment in one year.
Look, man, these photos could be out of "national geographic."
I just got my ass out of jail and I didn't find it
To be a recreational type of facility.
Don't call me "man."
Otherwise, that's good. That's very honest.
Who else thinks this could be a scam?
Who's been lied to before?
( chuckles ) I'll see you all at 6:00 in the morning.
Man: Why so early?
And bring a coat.
Thank you all, very much.
See you in the morning.
( plane engine whirrs )
Good morning, everyone.
Now the ground war begins.
Caitlin: Right, let's go.
- Late night? - Not too bad.
Wake up, Mr. Wise.
You're going to like what you see.
( Caitlin giggles )
Foreman: Take your guys,
Backtail the rest of it out.
I used to watch a lot of television.
Not the programs. I thought the programs were full of crap.
I watched the commercials.
For me, the commercials...
Were the truth.
And the truth was taunting me.
"where is your Cadillac? Where is your fancy watch?
Don't you know that a young man or woman who hasn't
Achieved financial success in this day and age
Is nothing but a worthless pile of shit?"
It made me want to lie, steal, do anything
To get rid of this feeling, this feeling of fear,
This feeling of worthlessness.
So don't for a moment think I don't know how some of you feel.
I just didn't realize how simple it was,
To find peace.
What do you remember about Christmas?
Or Hanukkah?
The new bike?
The Barbie doll that you always wanted?
No. You remember that special moment
When your brother was unwrapping that
Precious blue frisbee that you got him.
That you bought for him.
The excitement of giving,
How joyful it made you feel.
How happy... How warm inside.
That's wealth.
That's the only true wealth you'll ever know.
Now take a look around here.
These rocks hold that promise--
The promise of that wealth.
It's a teacher's retirement.
A Guy who's a dock worker,
It's his little girl's college education.
And only you can give it to them.
So I want a commitment from each and every one of you today.
I want to hear you say...
"I am ready to be wealthy today."
( snickers )
I am ready to be motherfucking wealthy today!
We've got one.
Who else is ready?
All: I'm ready to be wealthy today.
- Man: Let's make money. - ( knocks )
( engine starts )
Kelly: Do you trust me?
All: Yeah!
Kelly: 'cause I'm trusting you.
( cheering )
I'm glad you're all here...
- Man: I'm ready to work! - Work hard. Thank you.
Kelly: Did I, or did I not, tell you to feed these people steak?
- Caitlin: Y-you said-- - don't ever contradict me.
And if I tell you to get them steak,
Get them steak.
- Kelly: How are the burgers? - Man: Very good. Terrific.
I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.
( laughs )
Don't be nosy, or you'll get a spanking.
So what do you think so far?
I liked the plane. I thought that was a nice touch.
"a nice touch"? What does that mean?
Unlike these other people, I'm not stupid.
Oh, I don't think you're stupid.
Man: Then I found this room.
It was pitching California wells with east coast leads.
I tell you, man, I love oil and gas. I love it.
I was doing oil wells in orange county up the ass!
I killed. Absolutely killed.
I understand you have some doubts
About the operation.
I respect you, Mr. Grant.
Kelly. Please.
Come on. Walk with me.
- Kelly? - Yeah.
I respect you, Kelly,
But I don't believe there's any gold down there.
Frankly, I don't care,
But I am ready to become wealthy today.
So you want to get paid, huh?
Penny, I can open my books to you,
And we can call the FTC together.
I'll show you bank statements
That'll make your dick hard, but you know what?
It won't be enough for you. You know why?
- Tell me. - Because you're a skeptic.
Penny: Well, there's a lot to be skeptical about.
There always is.
But have you ever noticed? We're always most suspicious
Of the situation that could be good for us.
I want daily commissions.
Cash.
I don't have a policy on that one way or another
Except that it's an inconvenience.
Let me ask you something.
If I do that for you...
Does it help you sell better?
Does it help you to trust?
Yes, it does.
All right, then.
Daily commissions.
But you get 17% instead of 20,
Because it's a pain in the ass for my bookkeeping.
And it stays our secret.
Okay.
Pendelton?
Yeah?
If you handle the clients the way you just handled me,
You'll make a lot of money.
( chatting )
Woman: Bye, Zeke.
Excuse me.
( honking )
- ( music blares ) - class operation.
Good evening, miss. I-- I'm calling...
With a special offer.
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't take solicitations.
You might like this one.
Okay. Please be brief.
Well, you've been chosen among thousands of names
In our database
For one evening of free entertainment.
I have all the entertainment I need, thank you.
How can you ever really have too much entertainment?
See, I don't think something like that's possible.
( laughs ) could you call another time?
I really am rather busy.
Lady, I understand. I'm just trying to make a living here.
I don't want to step on your toes or--
Ooh! The sympathy close?
Come on, that's not gonna cut it.
Well... Maybe you don't qualify
For this offer after all.
I might have had my things crossed on this.
( laughing )
Sorry.
The takeaway close. That's a little better.
Did you ever hear of one of our founding fathers
Called Benjamin Franklin?
He had a very unique way of making a decision. Did you know that?
- Mm-hmm. - He would write down
On a piece of paper...
All the pros and cons.
- The Ben Franklin close. - Yeah.
Are you making a little list?
I am.
On the plus side,
We have fun.
- Right? - Fun.
Some fun. Right?
Uh... Conversation. That's already happened.
Conversation.
Companionship. That's important, don't you think?
Uh-huh.
This list goes on and on. There's so many more things.
And let's just-- you get the idea with this, right?
But on the minus side, we don't really have anything at all.
Except for fear.
Fear of risk.
Yes, yes.
That is absolutely right.
Fear of risk.
What would Benjamin Franklin do with that list?
( starts car )
Bye.
Wait-- okay.
Really?
( car departs )
Drive away in a car, huh?
( plane passes above )
( door opens ) Penny: Joel?
Fuck!
( geese honking )
Hey, Joel, what's going on, man?
( laughing )
It's not really any of your fucking business, is it?
You know what I mean?
- Tell him, man. - Should I tell him?
Man: Tell him, definitely.
Joel: Well, I'm starting a dance school.
Wendell's gonna be my executive administrator.
Wendell: My parents have given me a lot of money.
Dude, where'd you sleep last night?
My parents are giving me a car as well.
What do you want, a cookie?
I'm trying to talk to my friend here.
- Come on, let's go home. - ( whistles )
Joel, let's go home.
Don't fucking touch me, man.
( Wendell laughing )
Joel: I'm hanging out with my boy Wendell, here.
Joel...
Why don't you-- why don't you dance for us, man?
Wendell: Joel's gonna be the dance instructor, man.
- Check this shit out! - Should I bust that shit out?
- Wendell: Bust it out! - I'm gonna bust that shit ou.
"soul train," man.
( laughing )
Wendell: Come on!
Wendell, give me a beat.
( vocal percussion )
Wendell: That's it, man.
Think of, uh...
Fucking, uh...
Baryshnikov, man!
( continues vocal percussion )
( laughing )
Are you okay?
Wendell: Hey, don't worry, man--
Get the fuck out of my face!
Joel: Whoa-aa...
Hamburger helper.
Listen-- you wanna see me, Penny,
You got to make a fucking appointment.
I have a very busy schedule.
Yeah, why don't you apply to the dance school?
Maybe you could take a class!
( Wendell, Joel laughing )
So, you ready to hit the phones?
Here's a little incentive.
First person who writes a 25k deal...
Gets a $1,000 cash scrip.
When we hit goal,
The person with the highest number on the board...
Gets a $10,000 cash scrip.
So if you think you're good,
Put your selling shoes on.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's closing time.
Man: Look, I've seen it happen too many times.
But remember, Stan, this is not federal land.
It's not any of that "place your claim" bullshit.
We're privately owned and fully operational.
Could you please put Leah on the phone, please?
This is Marvin, Marvin sanders.
It's in reference to Marvin wanting to speak with Leah.
Gold and dirt live together, Jim. They're neighbors.
It's not just lying there for us to pick up.
We have to mechanically separate them.
That's where all the expense comes.
( speaking softly )
Actually, I'm trying to give you the exact same--
We're talking a minimum of 300% return on their investment.
Penny: I am a Precious metal specialist.
I just haven't heard that exact term before, is all.
( whispering ) think he doesn't want to take
The missus on a cruise?
Buy himself a new Mercedes?
Bet on it. Leverage it.
Make yourself indispensable.
Mm-hmm.
Right. Well, maybe I should just call back
At a more convenient time.
I hear the dog barking.
Woman: An officer, huh?...
Well, you know...
I find powerful men...
( breathily ) very, very sexy.
See, a payment plan may not be the best way to do this.
( all talking )
...Giving you a gift, for God's sake.
...A lot of different types of successful people,
And the one thing they all have in common,
They got a big sack of nuts, Stan. Where are yours?
Yes, there has been some research done.
I'm not familiar with what company does that sort of thing.
I think our comp-- perhaps you've bought
From us before in another deal.
Have you had some other deals that have gone very well for you, perhaps?
Look, if you're not comfortable,
We don't do business. It's my policy.
Do me a favor. Let me put you on hold while I work out something.
( beep )
Caitlin.
I've got this guy on two. He's stuck on the wire transfer.
Okay.
Mr. Miller? I'm Caitlin Carlson, Nasser’s supervisor.
Let me explain why wire transfer
Is safer and more convenient for both of us.
This kind of deal, you either do it, or you can't.
There's no in-between.
Isolate their true objection.
What are they really thinking?
I was just speaking with him five minutes ago.
He said that he had to take some water off the stove.
We were discussing a, uh, business proposition.
He's very interested.
Um, are you sure that he's not there,
Maybe in another room?
Thank you and have a good afternoon.
Boo-yah, motherfucker! Zeke, you pimp!
Zeke: Zeke is a pimp!
Oh, Zeke is a big pimp.
Zeke is on the board!
( cheering )
First deal!
25k. Just made yourself six grand.
Oh, six grand!
Here's your down payment.
Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!
Whoa, them are some heavy nuts, boy!
I tell you-- don't you have another 10 grand up there?
- Kelly: Sitting right here. - I'll be back.
I tell you guys what: Give up now,
I'll let you go alive.
Take your time, no, baby-- ain't wantin' nobody to be discouraged,
Do you know what I'm saying? Keep it sexy.
Just doing my thing.
Yes, Mr. Alexander, please.
It's Pendleton wise calling.
Dear, I do not eat, I do not sell.
I am going to have some tofu, and you are buying.
Eat fast. I've got some graveyard leads.
You may have all the others thinking
That you're not gonna score, but you're not fooling me.
Kelly: Caitlin?
I need some help doing the backup,
Running some numbers.
I have to put all the new leads into the dialer.
I have a shitload of work to do.
We'll do it fast.
( traffic noise )
( mutters softly )
Man on phone: Mr. Hansen?
Mr. Hansen, can I tell you something?
I respect you. You know what?
You're a maverick, sir. You're a maverick.
It doesn't matter that your brother can afford more shit.
Yeah, that's great. That's well and good,
But can I tell you something? You're an entrepreneur, and you do this deal,
And I promise you, by the end of this year--
Hell, yeah. This whole mine's
Owned and operated by black people.
Of course they gonna use a white man to front the company, Bruce.
You ever heard of B.E.T.?
We just like that. Only we do Precious metals.
Now look here, pull out that first form, Bruce.
That week's predicted revenues--
Sanders: Yeah, but when the bubble bursts...
...When the Dow goes south, my question to you,
Is what's your hedge against inflation, huh?
Ted, may I answer my own question?
Batgirl: You're lying! You're lying!
You are lying!
Liar! Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie!
Why can't you just admit that you are afraid of the risk?
No, admit it! No, I want to hear you say it!
Oh my God! Doesn't that make you feel just like--
Oh, so much better?
Penny: Look...
I'm prepared to cut my commission in half,
Which will bring the price down some, but...
That's about the best I can do.
Nasser: So why talk about something that can't happen?
I-- I beg of you, please...
Yes! Yes!
Oh, totally.
All right, listen. If I were able to give you the same deal--
I'm not saying I can, but if I could,
Are you telling me you'd do the deal today?
You would? All right, look,
Let me get an okay on this and I'll get right back to you.
Give me a minute, here. I'll put you on hold.
( whistling )
Penny: You wanna talk to your attorneys? Your attorneys' job...
Is to say no to investments like this.
That's what you pay 'em for.
( bangs phone ) fuck you! Fucking prick!
How're we doing?
Penny: I'm fine.
I just, uh...
Still getting my mouth around the pitch, you know.
We have a timeline here.
How much longer do you think your mouth's gonna need?
I don't mean to be harsh.
Caitlin speaks highly of your skills,
And I know most of these other folks seem to have heard of you,
But this game is about numbers,
And right now, I'm not seeing any.
You might have had a situation where you were, uh...
A big fish in a little pond.
It happens a lot.
Anyway, bottom line, you don't score by tomorrow,
I'm gonna have to fill your seat.
- Okay? - Yeah.
( speed bag flapping )
Oh, fuck me...
I credit you, man.
Keeping that Faith. Tough.
Especially when you ain't closing no deals.
- I respect that. - Yeah.
( voices slowed )
( slow speed ) a thousand dollars?
Just hold on a second. I'll connect you to our...
Man: ...My friend...
- ( laughter ) - man: I give up...
I completely give up...
( distorted ) just out of curiosity...
Capital gains tax?
( distorted ) I got a loophole for that.
Penny: I'm absolutely aware of what you said...
I just don't think that you were understanding what I said.
I think the patient is terminal.
Umn-nnn. He'll close this guy.
I'm gonna let him go.
Penny: Yes, Chang, I understand that.
Chang, what do I have to do to get you on board today?
What the fuck are you asking his permission for?
Leave me the fuck alone, all right?
No, Chang, not you.
Come on! You're whining like a girl.
Look, if I want your advice, I'll fucking ask you for it later.
There is no later. You don't close this guy, you're gone.
You and your friend can kiss my fucking ass, because I quit.
Oh, fine.
Quit. Take your pissy little batting average
And leave. Go on, go on home to mama, crying.
Such a shame.
I was really looking forward to seeing you get it--
Don't you fucking touch me!
- Chang... - Now sell!
Get your checkbook.
I said, get your checkbook!
No, Chang, not later, now.
Well, I'll hold, Chang.
I'm gonna hold, I'm gonna wait for you.
So go out to your fucking car then and get it, Chang!
I said, I'll fucking wait for you.
I'm right here. I'll hold.
Chang?
Chang!
Chang, get your fucking checkbook!
You wanna be a loser for the rest of your fucking life?
Now, get your balls out of your wife's purse
And write me a fucking check
Now!!
Made yourself 10 grand, saved your job,
And it's not even lunchtime.
Keep printing deal sheets. I'm not hungry yet.
Zeke: He's walking proud now.
Young man...
You-- you do realize
This is still Zeke's house, right?
Oh, I know it. But you remember that 10 grand
That you were shaking your ass to earlier?
It's your house, Zeke, for sure,
But that's my money.
Who is it?
Ben Franklin.
You're killing 'em, Penny.
Penny: ...So afraid of that that you are actually refuting logic?
( Caitlin moaning )
Penny: Wanna think about it? I'll tell you what,
You think, I'm gonna hold, okay?
Still thinking, Melvin? 'cause I got all day here.
You keep thinking while everyone else gets rich.
Kelly: You are on a roll, kid.
Penny: Then wire me the money right now.
I'm watching my screen.
Show me you're serious, now.
Penny: Are you gonna do five lots, or are you gonna pussy out,
And only do three?
Can I see a balance?
It's never enough.
( moaning )
( distant voices )
That's bullshit!
Oh, come on. Why shouldn't I smile?
Penny: Wake up, Henry. I know what time it is.
Get yourself a glass of water and a pen.
I'm the happy ice cream man.
You're about to get yourself a snow cone.
So what's the deal with you and Grant?
Ah, you mixed the two together?
That's really gross!
That stuff is very hard to find,
So go lightly on it.
Do you want to answer my question?
What question?
What's going on with you and Grant?
What do you care?
No, it's not that I care. I'm just...
Curious, you know.
You don't care whether or not I'm sleeping with Grant?
Are you?
I'd just...
Like to know what I'm getting involved in.
Mm-hmm.
We were together for a long time.
And now it's over.
It's over?
Are you sure?
Does it make a difference?
Well, when exactly did it end?
Mm...
Well, it's, um...
Sort of in the process of ending.
Right.
I'm not even gonna try to decipher that.
I'll just take my peanut butter
Like a gentleman.
And, um...
What about you?
Mm.
Am I gonna be just another girl
Waiting for a call?
No one's said anything about phone calls yet.
You bastard.
What?
( classical music playing )
Nasser: No.
I've held your hand... I've given you all the information you need.
It's right here. You either do it now, or you don't.
We're at the pearly gates, man. You make your decision.
( voices overlapping )
Can you say that again, please--
Sir? Hello?
Hello! Motherf--
Son of a bitch!
Can you turn off the goddamn music?
I'm trying to get done some fucking business here!
Down!
Holy shit.
( music stops )
Son of a bitch.
( chuckling )
What?
Ahem! Nothing.
Look, I can't do it again.
If that's what you're thinking, I can't.
No, I'm not.
I'm sexed out.
Oh, really?
I'll bet I could get you going again.
I need a rest.
What are you doing?
What is happening?
What are you doing?
Ahem! Do you want to get married?
Both: No.
No, I don't.
I'll make it worth your while.
- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
How much?
Five grand.
Five grand?
That's all I'm worth?
Ohh...
Okay, 5250.
You reckon tough, huh?
I'm serious.
I need my green card.
You want me to marry you
So you get your green card?
Mm-hmm. Only if you want to.
Why don't you get Grant to do it?
Whoa.
I don't want him to.
- Why not? - Because!
He always twists stuff to make me feel
Like I'm indebted to him.
It's no big deal.
I just thought you'd want that money, that's all.
Guess I'll just make other arrangements.
I'm sure Zeke would want to do it.
No way.
Now do I roll over?
No way.
Why not?
Because he's too stupid to pass the interview.
That's why I'm asking you.
I understand. It's a big commitment.
Just can't handle it. That's fine.
- You stop-- - that's okay.
A little bit more debt never hurt anybody, right?
You're so full of shit.
I'm not--
What is your angle with this?
You know, sometimes, Penny...
There's just the basic angle.
There is no-- not with you.
There's never a basic angle.
And I'm not-- nuh-uh-- I'm not doing it.
It's not happening, okay?
Okay.
How about 300 blow jobs in a row?
Just for the hell of it? Sure.
- No, to marry me. - To marry you?
What, "just for the hell of it?"
Well, let me-- can we do like-- we'll do like 150--
Joel: Penny?
You all right?
Joel?
Are you all right, man?
What happened? You all right?
Joel, what the fuck happened to you?
Jesus Christ. What the fuck are you doing, man?
Are you okay?
Christ, man, what the fuck happened?
You know what? You try and go out there in the cold.
You try with these fucking animals.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Let's go upstairs. You want to go upstairs?
Huh?
Take you upstairs. Here.
Put your arm around me.
Come on.
He can stay.
Soak that.
They kicked me out of the shelter, Penny.
I mean, where are you supposed to go
When they kick you out of the shelter?
Yeah.
Lift your arm, man. For a second.
Let's get your back here just for a second.
I know it sucks.
Oh, fuck.
Hey, it's okay, man.
You're all right.
What?
Fuckup.
Where are you supposed to go
When they kick you out of a shelter?
I don't know. Come over to Penny's house.
Your house.
Did they kick you?
You want a drink? Something to drink?
You'll feel better if you get a drink.
Right?
I'm going to get you a drink, okay?
- Yeah, thanks. - Okay.
Okay.
Do you want me to get anything from the chemist's, or anything?
Is he okay?
11,500.
Thank you.
Good job.
So what are we doing?
Hm? I don't know.
Anybody up for Chinese?
Are you hungry, Cait?
Actually, I think we were talking about... Indian food.
That place near my house? Right?
I'm pretty sure we were talking about Indian food.
Well, I guess I'll take a pass, then.
Have a good time.
Kelly: Caitlin?
I'm your friend.
( Caitlin laughing )
Penny: So this is after the casino,
But before the move, right?
Caitlin: It was in my experimental period...
I guess.
I didn't realize it at the time,
But I was probably trying to kill myself.
Penny: Kelly Grant came and wiped all the tears away, huh?
Caitlin: No, he was fucking brutal.
He taught me stuff that I needed to learn about.
Penny: Like what?
Caitlin: Like wine... Architecture...
How to endure pain.
All the important things.
Penny: You sound like my mother.
Caitlin: Probably a very sharp lady.
Penny: She was.
Caitlin: I'm sorry.
Penny: You know, I made $38,000 last week?
That's more than my mom would make an entire year.
Caitlin: It's less than some people make in one hour.
Don't get sentimental about it, you know?
You should really... Plan ahead.
Penny: What's the concern for my welfare all of a sudden?
Huh?
Caitlin: Maybe I'm concerned about my own welfare.
Penny: So what is it?
Things are going down with him,
You want to know how we stand, right?
Caitlin: No.
Caitlin: Oh, God.
Penny: Look...
It's so nice right now. Let's just...
Caitlin: You are so stupid.
I'm not trying to pressure you into anything, okay?
Uh, it's just...
You could run your own show, you know?
Do you realize that?
Aw, Caitlin, I'll never do that,
- Run my own thing. - Why not?
Well, God damn, you got to put a lot of time
- Into something like that. - Well, sure.
I'd have to learn the business and...
All I'll ever do is sell.
I had this friend up north in San Francisco,
And he actually wanted me to come in and be his partner
To run the sales force.
Would've got to fly in planes.
( chuckling ) probably would've been
Pretty good at it, too.
So what happened?
I didn't wanna leave
My goddamn life of leisure down here,
You know.
You could call him.
This was a long time ago.
Well, I bet he remembers you.
I mean, I'll bet he...
He...
You don't really get a...
Second Chance at a gig like that, so...
You know, right now...
Penny?
You can ask me anything you want.
Anything.
Let's just be quiet for a little while.
200 thou to the promised land!
Finish 'em off!
All right, here we go.
Let's do it.
Woman on phone: Then one morning he gets up and he says, "evvie,
You go ahead and buy those tickets."
Penny: So you went?
Woman: We sure did.
We had a heck of a time, too.
Penny: That's great.
Evelyn: Because he wasn't worried.
You know, he was always so worried
About me, about the house--
Penny: Evelyn, when did George die?
Evelyn: Last June.
We sort of knew it was coming, but...
The thought would enter my head,
And I'd just-- zip-- forget it.
I know how you feel.
I felt that way before my mother died.
My mom had...
Breast cancer when I was 13.
And...
We used to have all these discussions
About after, you know?
Where would I live...
Who would take care of me, you know, that sort of thing.
My father split when I was three.
You know...
I always felt like I was just humoring her,
That this sort of thing doesn't happen.
Evelyn: You just can't imagine it.
No. It's unimaginable.
The person you rely on the most...
It's...
- Well, we know how that is. - Evelyn: Yes.
Truth is, Evelyn,
There isn't anybody I'm close with.
There's no one I really trust.
Me neither. I'm all alone.
Well, see...
Here.
The point is...
That you have to find a way
To get out of that shell.
At a certain point, it's like a protective shield.
Nothing gets out, but...
You know, nothing gets in, either.
Evelyn, uh... This is sort of awkward,
But I'm gonna ask you anyway.
Did George leave you in okay shape financially?
Penny: All I want to say is this:
George would want you to take care of yourself,
To have nice things,
To go on trips.
Well...
I trust you, Penny.
Maybe this is the right thing. Maybe it is.
Can you hold on for a minute, Evelyn?
One second. Excuse me.
What the hell are you doing?
- There's something in there, right? - Get back to your client.
Look, I know it's not a fucking fortune,
But it's her life savings.
You saw what everybody else saw.
Is there or is there not
Gold in the mine?
She believes in you. She's giving you her trust.
Don't let her down.
I'm here, Evelyn.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Everything is gonna be all right.
I want to tell you something.
I want to tell you...
About Benjamin Franklin.
( cheering, applause )
Yeah!
- 125 g's. - Man: All right!
One hit.
I'm almost impressed, kid.
All right, here we go.
One thousand... Two thousand...
( others join in ) 3,000... 4,000...
5,000... 6,000...
7,000... 8,000...
9,000... 10,000!
( cheering, applause )
Kelly: Enjoy the pizza.
I'm taking off, Kelly.
You got great skill, Penny.
Yeah. Well...
Took me a while to get warmed up.
I can recognize it, but I can't do it.
A guy like me runs rooms like these,
You'd figure he can close, but not me.
It's the same with women.
I used to take 100 business cards,
Go to six different nightclubs every Friday night.
Every great looking girl I see, I hand her a card, said hello...
Handed out 100 cards a night.
Even though I'm wearing one of those factory outlet suits
With one sleeve longer than the other,
I'd get three or four calls on my answering machine the next morning.
I play the percentages. You got a...?
Yeah.
- Thanks a lot. - You got it.
Everything I've won...
I've gotten by working harder than the next guy.
What about you?
Hm?
What have you won?
You have a good night, Kelly.
You know why she fucked you, Penny?
To piss me off.
Well, looks like it worked.
Penny: No, I'm serious about this. It's strictly business.
Five grand, no china, no living together,
No couples counseling or any of that shit.
Deal.
Uh, who's next?
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%% porque por algo, soy aquí la autoridad %%
%% yo ordeno y mando en todo ese municipio %%
%% yo te lo digo por si quieres escapar %%
%% allá en el otro, el que manda es mi tío euligio %%
%% no más le aviso, y te tiene que agarrar. %%
Here's a down payment.
It's only a thousand.
Caitlin, it's on me. Keep your money.
I don't need it.
( laughing ) come on.
- I made money. - Come on.
Give you the rest tomorrow when I get paid.
Please. I want you to have it.
Caitlin, I don't want it.
Just let me do this for you as a favor.
I want to.
Okay?
Why don't you think of it
As a wedding present?
Please?
Okay.
Thank you.
( ballad plays )
Singer: %% no pretendo %%
%% ser tu dueño %%
%% no soy nada, yo no tengo vanidad %%
%% de mi vida %%
%% doy lo bueno %%
%% soy tan pobre, ¿qué otra cosa puedo dar? %%
%% pasarán más de mil años %%
%% muchos más %%
%% yo no sé si tenga amor %%
%% la eternidad %%
%% pero allá tal como aquí %%
%% en la boca llevarás %%
%% sabor a mí %%
%% sabor %%
%% a mí %%
%% sabor %%
%% a mí %%
%% sabor %%
%% a mí. %%
What is it that married couples say to each other
Before they leave in the morning?
"don't buy anything."
"will you cook me a pot roast?"
"help little Mary with her homework,
And I'll sleep with you tonight
'cause I haven't been laid in six months."
"I love you."
There you are! So, how'd it go?
- How'd what go? - The closing.
- The what? - The closing on the house.
Your wife was here this morning for the down payment.
So, did it go okay?
Could you check my account?
She had a letter with your signature on it
And a marriage certificate.
Can you check my fucking account?
( keystrikes )
- Oh, my God. - How much?
All of it.
Zeke: You think you got me, motherfucker?!
I'm gonna get my fucking money!
I swear to fucking God! Whoo, you a dead motherfucker!
Fucking kill him!
I want my fucking money!
I want my money!
I want my fucking money!
You fucking with the wrong niggah this time!
You son of a bitch!
I want my fucking money!
Caitlin's voice: Do you want to get married?
Penny's voice: What is your angle with this?
You know, sometimes, Penny,
There's just the basic angle.
Caitlin: I can tell you that you will make more money
Than you have ever seen in just two weeks with us.
Penny: Unlike these other people, I'm not stupid.
Kelly's voice: Pendelton, if you handle the clients
The way you just handled me, you'll make a lot of money.
Evelyn's voice: I trust you, Penny.
Maybe this is the right thing.
Caitlin: You don't care whether or not I'm sleeping with Grant?
- Penny: What's that card? - Twin #2: Okay, see that one?
That's not your speed. That's... Not you at all.
Caitlin: You know, right now, Penny,
You can ask me anything you want.
Anything.
( door opens )
The place looks good.
I used up all your Windex.
Did you see this?
Yeah.
Pretty good penmanship.
Yeah.
Pretty fancy.
Yeah.
You're right.
Joel: Hey, Pen, are you there?
Yeah.
I'm here.
It'll be ready in like, 10.
---the end---